Paranoia: The RAM Deck
TROUBLESHOOTERS!
The Computer recently made two discoveries:
- Troubleshooter missions have been unusually calm and sedate.
- Citizens have not been receiving enough wisdom from the Computer.
That’s why the Computer has decided to broadcast its wisdom to Troubleshooters while they are on a mission. These Random Access Memes* will pop up at random but invariably helpful times to assist Troubleshooters just like you!
When the Computer’s insights appear during a mission, you can exercise your Computer-given free will and do what you are told or get punished. What will you decide when you hear Friend Computer says:
- You Are Bleeding Above Your Security Clearance
- 2+2=5.34169
- You Ar Not Clard For Th Lttr ' '
- Noncompliance Is Required
